15th Mar 2024     Elevator disappointed over career choice
4th July 2022     Truss and Sunak Leadership race enters 'insane' phase
2nd May 2022     'Overindulged Childline' aims to help spoiled children get pony
25th April 2022      Extinct animals hostile to concept of being reengineered
19th April 2022      Billions find themselves on 'Wrong Timeline'
13th April 2022      Millionaire on millionaire violence shocks nation
8th June 2020      Dog Scientist Reveals Startling Breakthrough
1st June 2022      SpaceX Costumes Mildly Uncool
21st May 2020      Indigo leaves spectrum to pursue solo career
12th May 2020      New encryption technology makes internet 'safest yet'
19th April 2020      Lobsters claim Titanic sinking 'a good thing'
14th April 2020      9-Day-Old Lamb admits life on earth 'Better than expected'
29th March 2020     Mankind's Mental Age blips upwards 'Caution warned'
20th April 2016      Women 'not stupid enough' for Formula One
6th Jan 2014      Cashew issues rocks House of Cards
12th Dec 2014      Twizy soon to be mandatory outside hip hotels
9th Dec 2014      Breastfeeders mired in controversy
15 Dec 2013      Mandela: World Leaders pledge to ignore inspired Leadership
17th Dec 2012      iPhone 6 to have 2nd mobile phone built in as standard
10th Dec 2012      Rorke's Drift Reenactment Group Outnumbered
4th Dec 2012      Half a billion 2013 tickets not yet sold
2nd June 2012      Sheep annoyed over Hay Festival
12th April 2012      Bilingual Welsh Tattoos
22nd Jan 2012      Trading Standards Downgrade Quality Street.
15th Jan 2012      32 ton hedgehog sought in connection with car flattenings.
8th Jan 2012      Jeremy Paxman interviews Captain Pugwash.
2nd Jan 2012      Dog Archbishop calls new owners to 'not give up' on puppies.
28th Dec 2011      Limpet Clerics shocked to discover Winkle God Winkle shaped
22nd Dec 2011      Threats fly as Everclear track downgraded
20th Dec 2011      Colonel Mustard freed on appeal
28th Nov 2011      Lord Leveson to interview 3.2 Million extra witnesses
6th Mar 2011      Infant renamed H-496 after being mistaken for planet
2nd Mar 2011      John Simpson visit ends in collapse of ruling council regime
28th Feb 2011      Piers Morgan breaks down during Desert Island Discs
20th Feb 2011      Thoughtless Protestors apologise for FI cancellation
5th Feb 2011      Three twits villified for being dumb
10th Jan 2011      Neils annoyed at ongoing 'dumb' slur
22nd Dec 2010      Cable to adopt 'Blandness' in career-saving move
19th Dec 2010      Doctors warn of 'Passive Pop Culture' danger
13th Dec 2010      Duchess of Cornwall poked with stick
12th Dec 2010      Lib Dems take flak for tuition fee rise. Tories 'Can't believe luck'
8th Dec 2010      Wikipedia founder becoming annoying, webusers note
7th Dec 2010      Finding Nemo given retrospective '18' rating after outcry
6th Dec 2010      Ann Widdecombe put down after leg break on 'Strictly'
23rd April 2009      John Humphrys condition described as 'shiny'
12th April 2009      Six out of seven Dwarves 'not happy'
6th April 2009      'Standard' K to be withdrawn from sale
30th March 2009      Google's new 'Front Room View' a step too far?
24th March 2009      Amateur photographers 'more boring' post-digital
14th March 2009      Radnorshire Infant to Solve World Snot Deficit
8th March 2009      Student's function to 'test education system' challenged
20th Feb 2009      Terrorist group threatens stability of Amorican Coast
25th Jan 2009      Commuters driven to buy own trains after ticket hike
20th July 2008      Oak Tree owes success to PR Campaign
12th May 2008      'Driving slower' initiative dismissed as 'just too simplistic'
30th April 2008      Wireless Broadband brings faster rubbish to rural communities
27th April 2008      Birds reveal 'ambivalence' over glory of flight
25th April 2008      'Thin cars' to run on new eight-lane super highways
23rd April 2008      Politicians asked to make 'token gesture' over Tibet
28th March 2008      Hats ponder social cost of the 'humanless' generation
25th March 2008      Palaeontologists agree to donate bodies to fossil record
22nd March 2008      Perspective crime on the increase
18th March 2008      Coach, abandoned from sixties, found teetering on cliff
7th March 2008      Nest prices plunge as cheap bird boxes flood market
6th March 2008      Dukes of Hazzard extinction threat to '69 Dodge Charger
5th March 2008      Limpet Scientists Debate 'Multiple Foreshore' Theory
4th March 2008      Lack of Jetpacks leaves baby-boomers 'cheated'
3rd March 2008      Ten week secret longest held since records began
2nd March 2008      Roadrunner caught: Acme shares in freefall
1st March 2008      'Bullshit Offset Scheme' to tackle planning projects 'at risk'
29th Feb 2008      Lucas accused of falsifying evidence in Greedo murder trial
28th Feb 2008      Users of M25 required to buy parking ticket if stationary
27th Feb 2008      Labrador named Bozo least reflective object known to man
26th Feb 2008      Model T gearbox finally gives up its secrets
25th Feb 2008      RSPB reclassify all small brown birds as one
23rd Feb 2008      Cut-price 'Supermarket' weapons lead to binge killing
22nd Feb 2008      'British fear 'surveillance Society', intercepted texts show
21st Feb 2008      'Media Law' to be incorporated into British Law 'inevitable'
10th Feb 2008      Vietnam Veterinarians upset by depiction in Rambo Movie
1st Feb 2008      Big Issue to introduce 'Quantum' dog
1st Jan 2008      Tenth Planet Found
4th Aug 2007     Naked Sooty pictures embarrass TV star
4th July 2007      'Gruff' Gordon Brown is promoted to 'Stern' in secret ceremony.
28th June 2007      Factory chimney admits to Smoking While at College
8th June 2007      Limpet Scientists Remains Skeptical about life 'On Other Rocks'
1st June 2007      Faulty Recall Notice Recalled
8th May 2007      Plate Industry to sue Prince William
1st Feb 2007:      Pimms bottle found drunk
1st Jan 2007:      Alphabet to be listed alphabetically
1st Oct 2006:      Woody to quit 'Hanks' part.
1st Sept 2006:      Wind Farm to Meet Targets
6th Aug 2006:      'Life' reclassified as 'job'.
23rd July 2006:      Bobsleigh Team face Disqualification.
7th July 2006:      Icebergs in liquidation sale.
16th June 2006:      Future is 'Trappist' Claim Scientists
4th April 2006:      United Nations to be replaced by Granny.
3rd Jan 2006:      Albino peacock unaware he is different
28th Nov 2005:      Author Buys New Fridge.
29th June 2005:      New ID tag scheme.
25th May 2005:      New Epson printer can print on sheep.