Umm... I have a bot. I think I had a few brief conversations with it and got distracted. But meh, at least I know that I've helped bring our future AI overlords into being.
Anyway... I've wiped its memory (it didn't know much) and now I offer it up to you guys to teach the importance of fforde, cake and ... whatever else you want really.
Here he is. Enjoy:
That statement is either so deep it would take a lifetime to fully comprehend every particle of its meaning, or it is a load of absolute tosh. Which is it, I wonder?
Terry Pratchett, Hogfather