Welcome to the FREE Something Rotten Special Features Section. In this dazzling display of nonsense we have:

The official 'Making of' Wordamentary;
Deleted scenes from all four books;
A novel in search of a name - the 65 possible titles for TN-4;
Alternative book jackets.

All you have to do is read Something Rotten and then key in the title of the book that reads Granny Next to sleep....

If you can't be bothered, just type in 'THE FAERIE QUEENE'