Like many people, we keep in touch with Friends and Relatives with Lockdown Quizzes, usually over Zoom. The following was a quiz I wrote for my mother and father in law, and featured their pride - a spanking new Peugeot Majestic 135 Motorhome, currently occupying a large space on our drive.


Specialist Subject:
The Peugeot Majestic 135 Motorhome

Question 1:
The Peugeot Majestic 135 is a powerful motorhome for cruising at speed for long distances. How long would it take, foot to the floor, to get from Hay on Wye to PC World in Hereford?

A: 22 minutes
B: 32 Minutes
C: 19.5 Minutes

Question 2:
The Majestic 135 is equipped with large mirrors for safe and easy reversing. So as to not damage the steering for a potential getaway, at what speed would it considered prudent to drive the Peugeot Majestic 135 to gain entry to PC World, bearing in mind there is a bollard buried two foot into the ground in front of the locked doors?

A: 6 MPH
B: 12 MPH
C: As fast as you can go

Question 3:
How many electronic goods can you fit into the back of surprisingly spacious Peugeot Majestic 135 Motorhome, given there are two of you, one is a little dazed from running over the bollard, and that you have only eight minutes before the cops arrived?

A: Two Toasters and an iPod
B: Six Empty display boxes, a handful of keyboards and several Hero GoPro accessories
C: One 32" flat screen TV, a box of blank DVDs, a dozen non-apple iPad accessories

Question 4:
With a rear wheel bent out of alignment, does the impressively robust Peugeot Majestic 135 Motorhome still have enough power to get away from a Ford Focus Police Car?

A: Yes
B: No
C: Yes, but you lose the flat screen TV in the process.

Question 5:>
The Peugeot Majestic 135 Motorhome has many fire retardant safety features, but is it fire-retardant enough to leave any evidence when being set alight, given that there is only a single five litre can of petrol to set it alight, and the fire brigade arrives in 36 minutes?

A: Yes
B: No
C: The evidence was successfully challenged in court due to sample contamination.

Question 6:
Your Peugeot Majestic 135 carries full and effective trouble-free insurance. What would be likely outcome if your daughter and son in law took it ram-raiding and then set it on fire?

A: You will be fully recompensed for the value of a brand new Peugeot Majestic 135
B: You will receive the value of your Peugeot Majestic 135 as it was when it was stolen, but only after a protracted legal battle because your daughter and son in law claim you 'lent it to them', a fact that might be corroborated by their possession of the keys.
C: You get the replacement value, less a £500 excess, which you grudgingly pay

Question 7:
The Peugeot Majestic 135 seats 4 in comfort and style. You are now the custodians of your granddaughters. If you were to visit your daughter and son in law in prison near Wrexham, do you:

A: Take the Peugeot Majestic 135 with your grandchildren and use its many luxurious features to visit sites in North Wales and make a day of it?
B: Use the car and go up and down in a day
C: Neither of the above

Written by JMF, 25th May 2020